he’s making it hopthis is the only thing I care about
I love when cats decide they love something.
That is a very patient bunny.
How To Handle Older Brothers: a self help guide by tumblr user cashcutie
Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.
The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.
you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
I’m crying I love puns so much
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
what do you guys think he is saying?
I think MEEEHHHH
I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?
In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!