snorlaxatives:

"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"

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52 minutes ago

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

(Source: -everdeen)

54 minutes ago

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

55 minutes ago

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(Source: faunasworld-moved)

55 minutes ago

cashcutie:

How To Handle Older Brothers: a self help guide by tumblr user cashcutie

56 minutes ago

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

57 minutes ago

webothlikeabe:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong

57 minutes ago
tagged as: +writing ref

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

1 hour ago

lumos221b:

the-riversong:

Eleventh Doctor in every episode.

That’s amazing

1 day ago
tagged as: +DW

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: canaydian)

1 day ago

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

(Source: marvelmasturbation)

1 day ago

musicsunlovedreams:

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

I’m crying I love puns so much

1 day ago

elevatortonowhere:

THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, YOU SAY?!

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(Source: now-at-thorinds)

1 day ago

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

1 day ago

babygoatsandfriends:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

1 day ago
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